Why Are

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thi

I didn't even get very far with this one when this gem popped up. When your bored WHAT? Your bored self? Your bored girlfriend? Maybe you should try looking like Kenny Rogers.

It's telling that "when YOU'RE bored" isn't there. Good God do I have my work as an educator cut out for me.

the bible says

Oh help me Jesus.

where is

Under your bed. My guess is that he has your refund, too.

I'm kind of weirded out about the people asking where the Geico gecko is from, as though they are going to lurk in the bushes and wait for him to come by so they can get a picture or autograph or whatever the hell else you would do with a gecko. I'm not going there.

no one

Not sure if this is bemoaning or gloating, but I'm guessing there's a reason for that: those cats are annoying. Yes, if you want a carpet of cat hair, go right ahead. And there, see? I'm judging them--utterly--because I know nothing about them.

guys who

I'm not sure about determinations as to which of these searches have been perpetuated in pursuit of the Googled attributes, or in an attempt to avoid them, but I have definitely decided that ladies are in favor of Kenny Rogers, because come on.

what to say

Well. Good to know people are more concerned with comforting the bereaved than how to sext, but it would appear that getting laid is still more important than getting a job.